Mommy: what'd you have for lunch? Ash: the dairy queen chicken strip basket except daddy made it from scratch from frozen ones.

Ash quote of the day: are you asking me? Cause I'm not paying attention right now.

Ash quote of the day: I really would like to meet the queen of England. I wonder what she's like.

Ashley quote of the day: Mommy, what's a disco stick?

Ash quote of the day: mommy, you look like a ninja in that shirt, except not really cause ninjas don't wear glasses.

Ash quote: whats the exterminator do? Me: he kills all our bugs with poison. Ash: like poison soup? Tiny bowls of poison soup? :)

Haha, Ash just saw a deoderant commercial and said, ''I can lick my armpit.'' Uh...ok? ;)