Mommy: what'd you have for lunch? Ash: the dairy queen chicken strip basket except daddy made it from scratch from frozen ones.

Ash quote of the day: are you asking me? Cause I'm not paying attention right now.

Ash quote of the day: I really would like to meet the queen of England. I wonder what she's like.

Ashley quote of the day: Mommy, what's a disco stick?

Ash quote of the day: mommy, you look like a ninja in that shirt, except not really cause ninjas don't wear glasses.

Ash quote: whats the exterminator do? Me: he kills all our bugs with poison. Ash: like poison soup? Tiny bowls of poison soup? :)

Haha, Ash just saw a deoderant commercial and said, ''I can lick my armpit.'' Uh...ok? ;)

Ash quote of the day: I can't be tamed, mommy.

Ash quote while waving at strangers in the pharmacy parking garage: I love it when people think I'm just adorable!

Ash quote while driving to the pharmacy thru historic downtown Tacoma: these places look rusty and old, they should paint and dust them off!

Ash quote flipping quickly thru radio stations: they're saying birthday checks, so they can check off all the stuff on her birthday list... Me: yes, exactly.

Ash quote of the day: I'm not cute, I'm adorable!! You forgot the word, didn't you?

Ash quote of the day: I love this song Mommy...can you not sing it please?

Ash quote of the day, while I was lifting her up: Me: how'd you get so heavy?! Ash: I worked out.

Ash quote of the day: Mommy, does God fart? Me: I don't know, you'll have to ask Him when you get to heaven. Ash: No way, YOU ask Him first!! :)

Ash quote of the day while sick: mommy, I'm going to drink some water so I can stay vibrated. Me: do you mean hydrated? Ash: Mmhmm, that's right! :)

Ash quote of the day: ''this is the lemmiest lemon!''

Ash quote of the day while presenting research to kindergarteners:''do you want to do a quiz?'' ''huh?'' ''a quiz...Q-I-Z-E...QUIZ!''

Ash quote of the day after receiving the toy turtle I brought home: I think I'll name him Turdy!!

Quote of the Day: 2/19/10

Ash quote of the day: the reason I love corn dogs is cause it has corn in the bun and hot dog in the middle! All corn dogs in this world taste the same!

And thus begins the hilarity.

What
As the mother of a highly talented and hilarious daughter, I have received numerous requests for her to have a blog, a book and/or a show! Thus, the blog is born.

When
Ashley is quite the creative little potato, and she frequently has the best quotes, funniest lines and quirkiest ideas. Whenever she has one of those, the blog will be updated!!

Who
The talent behind these shinanigans is none other than my very own daughter, Ashley. Middle name, Jordan, is the reason for "A.J." which was originally supposed to have been her nickname. :)

Why
Because she is absolutely hilarious. (And cute, to boot.)

Over and out from Mom...you won't hear much from me, but I'll help with the typing. ;-)