Mommy: what'd you have for lunch? Ash: the dairy queen chicken strip basket except daddy made it from scratch from frozen ones.

Ash quote of the day: are you asking me? Cause I'm not paying attention right now.

Ash quote of the day: I really would like to meet the queen of England. I wonder what she's like.

Ashley quote of the day: Mommy, what's a disco stick?

Ash quote of the day: mommy, you look like a ninja in that shirt, except not really cause ninjas don't wear glasses.

Ash quote: whats the exterminator do? Me: he kills all our bugs with poison. Ash: like poison soup? Tiny bowls of poison soup? :)

Haha, Ash just saw a deoderant commercial and said, ''I can lick my armpit.'' Uh...ok? ;)

Ash quote of the day: I can't be tamed, mommy.

Ash quote while waving at strangers in the pharmacy parking garage: I love it when people think I'm just adorable!

Ash quote while driving to the pharmacy thru historic downtown Tacoma: these places look rusty and old, they should paint and dust them off!

Ash quote flipping quickly thru radio stations: they're saying birthday checks, so they can check off all the stuff on her birthday list... Me: yes, exactly.

Ash quote of the day: I'm not cute, I'm adorable!! You forgot the word, didn't you?

Ash quote of the day: I love this song Mommy...can you not sing it please?

Ash quote of the day, while I was lifting her up: Me: how'd you get so heavy?! Ash: I worked out.

Ash quote of the day: Mommy, does God fart? Me: I don't know, you'll have to ask Him when you get to heaven. Ash: No way, YOU ask Him first!! :)

Ash quote of the day while sick: mommy, I'm going to drink some water so I can stay vibrated. Me: do you mean hydrated? Ash: Mmhmm, that's right! :)

Ash quote of the day: ''this is the lemmiest lemon!''

Ash quote of the day while presenting research to kindergarteners:''do you want to do a quiz?'' ''huh?'' ''a quiz...Q-I-Z-E...QUIZ!''

Ash quote of the day after receiving the toy turtle I brought home: I think I'll name him Turdy!!

Quote of the Day: 2/19/10

Ash quote of the day: the reason I love corn dogs is cause it has corn in the bun and hot dog in the middle! All corn dogs in this world taste the same!