Ash quote of the day, while I was lifting her up: Me: how'd you get so heavy?! Ash: I worked out.

Ash quote of the day: Mommy, does God fart? Me: I don't know, you'll have to ask Him when you get to heaven. Ash: No way, YOU ask Him first!! :)

Ash quote of the day while sick: mommy, I'm going to drink some water so I can stay vibrated. Me: do you mean hydrated? Ash: Mmhmm, that's right! :)

Ash quote of the day: ''this is the lemmiest lemon!''

Ash quote of the day while presenting research to kindergarteners:''do you want to do a quiz?'' ''huh?'' ''a quiz...Q-I-Z-E...QUIZ!''

Ash quote of the day after receiving the toy turtle I brought home: I think I'll name him Turdy!!

Quote of the Day: 2/19/10

Ash quote of the day: the reason I love corn dogs is cause it has corn in the bun and hot dog in the middle! All corn dogs in this world taste the same!